Tuesday 6 May 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Boris "not as funny since he won" complain Londoners

The credibility of London’s mayoral system suffered a major blow this afternoon, as Boris Johnson was pushed from office only a few days after winning the capital’s top job. Having tired of gritty, sweary everyman Ken Livingstone less than a week ago, Londoners have now given bumbling, foppish aristocrat Johnson his marching orders and appointed an hilarious, wine-swilling, accident-prone Frenchman, simply known as Monsieur Fromage.

However, despite having won a considerable majority, Fromage’s position is apparently already under threat, from a brightly-coloured piece of tinsel which has become caught in the branches of a tree in Hyde Park.

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