Sometimes our cold, cruel, cynical universe drops something into your life which makes just makes you stop and marvel at the sheer beauty of creation.
Apparently, gimlet-eyed chuckle merchant turned right-wing ragecaster Noel Edmonds is currently pitching a game show concept called Beat the Monkey.
I’m hoping it will be a lot like House Party, with the addition of frantic, competitive onanism. Watch this space.
