Don’t patronise people who’ve recently lent you £17 billion.

Just got an email from LloydsTSB, asking if I wanted to set up a meeting with their “Financial Health Specialist” to help me manage my money.

Forwarded it on to their chief exec Eric Daniels, asking if he wanted to set up a meeting with my “Due Diligence Specialist” to help him not buy any more big piles of toxic shit.